Honest
if there's a kind of honest, then there's no honesty
Love
Profanity is Virginity
Men
Men are like parking lots. The good ones are all taken and the leftover are handicapped.
Sexpectations
Sexpectations. Isn't that what u call that? Non-vitalsexual men.
Date
he's a single attractive date and i'm gonna french the hell out of him.